This gif makes more sense now
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I going to do now?
You can die happily
Is this what Robin Thicke sees?
Reblogged again for Robin Thicke comment.
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
i watched this today it was so good
Four Wongs make a Wright
A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises
Month 3 in year 2014.
fuck you, i’m having pie every day for the rest of the month.
why didn’t the sun go to a university
because it already had a million degrees
i fucking saw this coming and i just went in for the kill anyways
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